Why isn't the mainstream media reporting this? Because it's FAKE!

Real news articles have boring headlines that state the facts so their advertisers can sell you income tax advice.

Fake News has sensational headlines that beg you to click so their advertisers can sell you porn and herbal remedies for erectile disfunction.

Your friends don't want to waste their time reading Fake News. Stick with real news stories from reputable news outlets.

Sorry you got fooled or thought the post was funny.

If you want to make your friends laugh, post a joke or a funny cat video. The Internet will thank you.